segretecose:

“why do you want this job” i literally don’t

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flippedorbit:

she ooh eeh ooh ah aah on my ting tang til I walla walla bing bang

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acourtofthought:

“Elain doesn’t deserve either Lucien or Azriel”

The girl is beautiful.

Kind.

Loyal.

Easily makes friends.

Wise.

Is thoughtful with her gift giving.

Has a sense of humor.

Cooks and bakes.

Is forgiving.

Rarely lashes out and is capable of having a reasonable disagreement.

Helps elderly Fae.

And this is all before she’s truly come into her own.

Yeah, I can definitely see how any male would be drawing the short end of the stick there 😂.

No, it should not be a requirement for every female to act according to gender stereotypes but there is nothing wrong with the ones who do and are happy with that.

And not every male requires a warrior for a partner.

Artist credit @dilarartolu

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ti-bae-rius:

ti-bae-rius:

beggars-opera:

toastpotent:

tilthat:

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

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classycookiexo:

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spillthejuice-deactivated202207:

guerrillatech:

This is revolutionary

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cool-dad:

immanenteschaton-moved-deactiva:

#1 sexual fantasy: pangaea with public railways

yeah yeah we all like getting railed

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stupidstupidratcreatures:

soldez:

soldez:

a dozen beautiful men should give me fresh baked cinnamon rolls and a full body massage and as much red wine as i want immediately

? i guess you can reblog this but i hope the people that did know that it’s about ME not them. you are advocating for men to come to MY house and bring delicious treats TO ME. not you

we want good things for you

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thecyndimistuff:

thecyndimistuff:

thecyndimistuff:

sometimes i like watching those silly kids movies especially the ones w a lot of CGI characters in live action because I intentionally like to see how much the big-name celebrity human protagonist is actually committing to this movie. yeah you’re stuck in this corny cash grab plot but are you gonna sit there staring at the camera with your soulless eyes or are you gonna put your whole CHEST into it and earn every dollar of that paycheck??

neil patrick harris does NOT want to be in this dumb smurfs movie but james marsden really DOES want to adopt Sonic as his son. Amy Adams DOES want to dance around w fairytale creatures and muppets. Domhall Gleeson DOES want to brutally murder the james corden rabbit with every ounce of his being.

made a tier list ranking movies w the actors this post applies to.. someone give james marsden an oscar at this point already.

made an update to the previous ranking and also i can’t believe i forgot to add this

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